Jokes and other funny files

1_LINERS.ZIP Big collection of One-Liners
12DAYS.ZIP The 12 days of christmas
40BLONDI.ZIP 40 jokes om Blondiner
A_ZFUCK.ZIP A-Z of foul language
ABBOTT.ZIP Abbott & Costello, Who's on first
ACRONYM.ZIP The acronyms list
ADVICE.ZIP Good advices...
ALADDIN_.ZIP Disney's Aladdin movie causes child nudity?
ALETTERF.ZIP A letter from santa
ALICE.ZIP Alice in digitalland, long
ALLTAG.ZIP A Huge list of taglines (7000!)
AMERICAN.ZIP American pie --- hacker style
ANSWER.ZIP Funny messages for answering machines
ANSWERM.ZIP Messages for Answering machines
ANTHEM.ZIP The hacker's anthem
ARAB.ZIP Useful Phrases in Iraq/Kuwait
ARGOTDIC.ZIP Junk culture dictionary
ARITHMET.ZIP A ethnic joke about calculation
ARtT-FART.ZIP The art of the farts
ASCII.ZIP Lots of ASCII pictures
ASSHOLES.ZIP What defines an asshole
ASSHOLS2.ZIP Origins of assholes
AWFUL_JO.ZIP Awful jokes
AVIATION.ZIP Aviation jokes
B-2.ZIP B-2 or not B-2
BABYPICS.ZIP What happens when you confuse a photographer with a hired stud?
BAD.ZIP You can tell its going to be a rotten day when..
BAD_JO.ZIP Old bad jokes
BALLAD.ZIP The ballad of Andrew Pritchard
BALLADOJ.ZIP The ballad of OJ Simpson
BANGERS.ZIP Real headbangers
BEDGOLF.ZIP Bedroom golf
BEER.ZIP Why beer is better than women
BEERDIAG.ZIP Problems, faults for beer drinkers
BEFORE.ZIP For all those born before 1945
BEST1001.ZIP The 1001 best jokes
BIGJOKE.ZIP The *BIG* jokefile
BILLCAT.ZIP Exploring Bill the cat's brain
BLESS.ZIP Bless BC - I say
BLONDE-J.ZIP Largest list of blonde jokes
BULB.ZIP Bulb jokes
BURNING.ZIP Spontaneous human combustion
BUSH.ZIP Bush quotes
C&WSONGS.ZIP Worst country & west song titles
CABBAGE.ZIP Night of the cabbage patch kids
CALVIN.ZIP Vote Calvin for president!
CARS.ZIP All makes of cars
CARTWB.ZIP Warner Brother songs
CC.ZIP Priest joke
CHEMWOMA.ZIP Chemical description of women.
CHICKENS.ZIP Funny things to do to poor chickens
CHILDHOO.ZIP Childhold disease
CHRISTMA.ZIP The worm before cristians
CHURCH.ZIP Funny Church storys
CIA_BR.ZIP C.I.A stole my BRAIN! For bizzare electronic experiments
CIRCADIA.ZIP Owl and Lark questionnaire
CLINT.ZIP Clinton Jokes
CLINTON.ZIP Jokes about Clinton
CO_CAR.ZIP How to recognize a company car
COLLEGE.ZIP Top Ten not to look for in a College
CONAN.ZIP The adventures of Conan the Librarian
CONDOMS.ZIP National condom week slogans
CONFROOM.ZIP 50 ways to confuse your roommate
CONSPIRE.ZIP 25 Question & Answers about the Atomic Bomb
CONTRACT.ZIP The contract
COOKBKLY.ZIP How to cook a berkely student
COOKING.ZIP Definition of cooking terms
COWS.ZIP The complete guide to COWS
COYOTE.ZIP Coyote v. Acme trial
CUCUMBER.ZIP The why cucumbers are better than men
CUTE.ZIP Collection of cute sayings
DAHMER.ZIP The complete Jeffrey Dahmer
DANQUAYL.ZIP Dan Quayle Quotes
DATE.ZIP More than 50 ways to get rid of blind dates
DAVEBAR.ZIP The world according to Dave Barry
DEVILS.ZIP Devils jokes
DIETER.ZIP Sprockets, from saturday night live
DIFFEREN.ZIP Men and women are NOT alike
DINING.ZIP How to dine in a fancy restaurant
DIRTWORD.ZIP Words not heard on Television
DISCLAIM.ZIP Truly universal disclaimers
DOCSPEAK.ZIP What the doctors say and what they really mean
DOIT.ZIP Just do it!
DONUT.ZIP The Donut File
DRINKRUL.ZIP Rules of drinking
ETHIOPIA.ZIP Ethiopian jokes
EXAM.ZIP 50 Fun things to do in an final exams
EXCUSES.ZIP Excuses from police files
EXPJOKE.ZIP Cheap Explosives and sick jokes
FACES.ZIP Smilies
FART.ZIP Fart chart
FARTINFO.ZIP The facts about flatulence
FARTTING.ZIP About farting
FEMALE_T.ZIP Female Purity test
FETUS.ZIP Dayglo Abortion, "Feed us Fetus"
FROG.ZIP A joke my father always liked
FUCK!.ZIP Essay on the popular word
FUCK.ZIP Sadist
FUCKYOU.ZIP Fuck You!
FUKWORLD.ZIP Fuck the world
FULLDECK.ZIP The Last Full Deck List
FUNBOOK.ZIP Funny book titles
FUSION.ZIP Observations of warm nuclear fusion in condensed soup
GALFRNDS.ZIP The 9 types of girlfriends
GAS.ZIP Farts
GEEK.ZIP A letter from an confirmed geek
GENESIS.ZIP Genesis corp producer of cosmos finest toys
GENESIS2.ZIP Genesis Release 2.5 by Michael Coleman
GERMAN.ZIP English/German motoring terms
GERMANAU.ZIP English/German dictionary for motoring
GIRLS.ZIP Old jokes passed on?
GLOSSARY.ZIP An alternate view of the Universe
GODS_WOD.ZIP Quotes that you won't hear from Christians
GOLF.ZIP Golf rules
GOOD.ZIP How to write good
GRADSTUD.ZIP A grad-student emotion check-list
GRAFFITI.ZIP Graffiti jokes
GRAMMAR.ZIP The future of the English language
GROSPOEM.ZIP Gross Poems
GUBS.ZIP A collection of new smilies
HAKAWATH.ZIP The song of Hakawatha
HITLER.ZIP Top 59 mistakes made by Adolf Hitler
HITLERAP.ZIP Hitler RAP
HOLIDAY.ZIP Modern American guide to national holidays
HOOSIER.ZIP You know you are a Hoosier when...
HORFLICK.ZIP Step by step guide for making horror movies
HOROSCOP.ZIP Horoscopes for Philosophy graduate students
HORSE.ZIP Horse Help (Beastial.)
HOTLINE1.ZIP hotline, phunny phone calls
HOTLINE3.ZIP hotline
JARGON.ZIP Writing an research paper
JARGON2.ZIP MIT Jargon File (classic version)
JC-ELVIS.ZIP Jesus and Elvis, coincidence?
JOB.ZIP Tomorrow have been cancelled due to jobcontrol error
JOKEJU07.ZIP Jokes
KOOLDOO3.ZIP real k00l doods #3
KOOLDOO4.ZIP real k00l doods #4
KORESH.ZIP Canonical List of David Koresh Jokes
KUBLA_K.ZIP Hackadu
LAMPOON.ZIP The Harvard lampoon, "Bored of the rings"
LAW.ZIP A law school chronology
LAWHUNT.ZIP Attorney season and bag limits
LAWS.ZIP Laws of life
LAWSCHO.ZIP A law school chronology
LAWSKOOL.ZIP Speech given to lawstudents on first day
LAWYER.ZIP The canonical Lawyer jokes
LAWYERJO.ZIP Lawyer jokes
LBLBJOKE.ZIP Lightbulb jokes
LEPRE.ZIP The leprachun joke
LETGOSH.ZIP Insurance report by a Ship's master
LETTER.ZIP Best of the David Letterman top 10 list
LETTER_F.ZIP Dear Mother and Dad:
LIFE.ZIP Life, the Universe, and everything
LIGHTBUL.ZIP More lightbulb jokes
LIMERICK.ZIP Some limericks
LIONS.ZIP Math jokes
LIONSCAT.ZIP How to catch a lion in the Sahara dessert
LITEBULB.ZIP Light Bulb jokes
LOTSA.ZIP Compilation of jokes
LOZERZON.ZIP The Lozer Zone
LUDEINFO.ZIP Basics of luding
LUZERZO2.ZIP Tale from the loser zone
MACSFARM.ZIP The tragic tale of Old Mac Donald's farm
MADHATTR.ZIP MadHatter Day
MAGWEED1.ZIP Dr Arcanes guide to maggot weeding
MALE_T.ZIP Male purity test
MANAGEME.ZIP Management humor.
MANHOOD.ZIP The road to manhood
MANNERS.ZIP Types of real trouble
MARK.ZIP A plan for the improvement of English spelling
MARRIAGE.ZIP Marriage humor
MARVIN.ZIP Marvin, the paranoid android
MATH.ZIP Math jokes collection
MATHFARM.ZIP The evolution of an mathematical problem
MATHGLOS.ZIP Mathematics glossary
MOWERS.ZIP Notes on the operation of lawnmovers
MRFINCOM.ZIP Murphy's laws on combat
MUDTEST.ZIP The mudder's test
MUNCHKIN.ZIP Munchkins, aka rodents
MUPPETS.ZIP A muppet show episode
NETNEWS.ZIP An important top 10 list
NEW.ZIP Priest jokes
NEWCOLS.ZIP Poem about statue of liberty
NEWLYWED.ZIP A joke about a newlywed couple
NICHOLAS.ZIP 'TWas the Night before Christmas
NIGEL.ZIP Nigel, the hedgehog, part 1
NIGEL1.ZIP The saga of nigel the hedgehog chapter 1
NIGEL10.ZIP The Saga of Nigel the Hedgehog, part X
NIGGER.ZIP Some good neger jokes
NIHGEL_8.ZIP Nigel, the hedgehog, part 8-9
NIHILISM.ZIP Some Tenets of Nihilism
NJ.ZIP New Jersey environmentalist manifesto
NORIEGA.ZIP Twas the night before xmas 89 in panama
NUKEWAR.ZIP Safety tips for the post-nuclear existence
NUMBER_K.ZIP The one killion dollar check
NUNS.ZIP Nun jokes (with a difference!)
ODDBAND.ZIP Odd band names
OFFENSIV.ZIP Collection of 70 Offensive Jokes
OFFICE.ZIP That is how shit happens
OJLIST.ZIP The canonical list of OJ Simpson jokes
ONE.ZIP The parachute paradigm
ONELINER.ZIP Oneliners
ONELINRS.ZIP Some great onliners
OWLS.ZIP Oh No.Them OWLS are Coming!
OXYMORON.ZIP Oxymoron
PAGEGAME.ZIP The paging game
PAPER.ZIP Contact with aliens
PASSENGE.ZIP A new concept in flight simulators, The passenger simulator!
PCSAREPC.ZIP Funny lyrics
PECKER.ZIP Open letter to taxpayers
PEPPER.ZIP Why Americans love hot food
PEPSIDEG.ZIP Pepsi degernation
PHILIFE.ZIP Philosophies of life
PICKUP.ZIP Pickup Lines from net.singles
PLAYGIRL.ZIP Playgirl
POLEMOM.ZIP Letter to som from Polish mom
POLI_T.ZIP Politics made simple
POLICEFO.ZIP Police force game rules
POLISH.ZIP list of polish jokes
POLLY.ZIP Impure mathematics
QUUX_P.ZIP Random poetry & other losses
RESIDNCY.ZIP Residency in New England
RESRCH_P.ZIP Dictionary of useful research phrases
RESTARNT.ZIP The Restaurant at the end of the Universe
RESTAURA.ZIP Dave Barry dines out
REVOLT.ZIP Dick & Jane Instigate a Popular Revolution
RHAPSODY.ZIP The bohemian rhapsody
RIDDLE.ZIP The riddlers manual
RINALDOS.ZIP Rinaldo's laws
ROACH.ZIP Search for worlds biggest roach competition
ROADPIZZ.ZIP The complete guide to road pizza
ROBOTTE.ZIP Are you about to employ a Robot?
ROCKY_HO.ZIP The Rocky Horror picture show
ROOMMATE.ZIP Roommate confusion
ROTTA.ZIP Decrypting rot13 jokes
ROTTEND.ZIP You can tell it's going to get a rotten day when:
ROYALFAM.ZIP Funny text about the UK Royal family
RULES.ZIP The rules
RULESFOR.ZIP Rules for writers
SAFE_FAX.ZIP Rules for "Safe Faxing" in the 1990s.
SANTA_M.ZIP A sick christmas carol
SANTA_MO.ZIP Physical explanation how santa claus moves on christmas
SAP.ZIP SAT Preparation Exam
SHITLIST.ZIP Infamous, the shitlist
SHORTBOK.ZIP The shortest books written
SHORTIES.ZIP Collection of short jokes
SICJOKES.ZIP A collection of really sick jokes
SIMPLE_T.ZIP Some simple test assignments
SIXTYMIN.ZIP This is CBS 60 minutes
SMARTASS.ZIP A quiz for smart asses
SMILE.ZIP En stor lista ”ver smileys
SMILEY.ZIP Smileys
SMOKERS.ZIP A little story for Smokers
SMURFS.ZIP Anti-Smurf Poetry
SNAKE_NG.ZIP MIT's snake in the grass
STUDENTB.ZIP The world according to student bloopers
SWEARFRN.ZIP How to swear in French
SYMBOL.ZIP Unprintable verbs
T_ZONE.ZIP Mission Impossible meets the Twilight zone
TACOS.ZIP 27 reasons why tacos is better than women
TAKENOTE.ZIP How to take notes
TEENS.ZIP How to survive the terrible teens
TELECOM.ZIP Telecom Quotations
TELEMARK.ZIP Tormenting Telmarketers - A Game You Can Play at Home!
TELEVISI.ZIP How to work in Television
WARBITCH.ZIP Barnys bitch war manual
WARRANTY.ZIP A funny Warranty note
WASHROOM.ZIP 20 types you see in the men's room
WAYSAYNO.ZIP 101 easy way to say no
WEIGHT.ZIP Giving new meaning to working out with weights
WELFARE.ZIP Wellfare bloopers fare well
WES.ZIP A cyborg's story
WH-MENU.ZIP White House Menu Apr 01 1993
WHO.ZIP Do you know who...
WHOS.ZIP Who's on first?
WIMPTEST.ZIP Are you a wimp?
VLATEST.ZIP Test for joining "BBC Sympathy Orchestra" - an extended viola joke - funny for musicians
WMNHOOD.ZIP The road to womanhood
WOMSEM.ZIP Topics for womens seminars
WOODBINE.ZIP A report from the horseraces
WOODBUGS.ZIP 101 uses for wood bugs
WOODYALL.ZIP Woody Allen jokes
WOOLLY_M.ZIP Retrobreeding the wolly mammoth
WRDNEWS1.ZIP News of the weird
XIBOVAC.ZIP Xibos Vacation
XMAS12.ZIP The 12 days after christmas
XMASTORY.ZIP The night before christmas
XMASWORM.ZIP The worm before christmas
XRUDE.ZIP Extra Rude jokes
Y.ZIP Some funny medical terms
YOGISAYS.ZIP Quotes from Yogi Berra
YUPIXMAS.ZIP A yuppie's christmas
ZGTOILET.ZIP Instructions for the zero-g toilet from the 2001 movie



Computer jokes

10ADBBUD.ZIP Ten commandments for programmers
1984.ZIP IOCCC winners for 1984-6
1991.ZIP IOCCC winners for 1991
386CODE.ZIP Undocumented 80X86 opcodes
ACTUAL_C.ZIP Absolutely unchanged compiler responses
ALICE_IN.ZIP ALICE in DIGITALand
ALICES_N.ZIP Alice's NNTP Server
ALICES_R.ZIP MIT's AI lab
AMIGAUSE.ZIP 100 ways to use a AMIGA (FUN)
APPLE.ZIP New technology announcement from Apple
ARCHITEC.ZIP If architects had to work like programmers
COMLUST.ZIP Computer Lust
COMPUTE3.ZIP Computer songs and poems
COOPLAWS.ZIP Coopers Laws on computers
CPUNS.ZIP Puns with the C Language
CRAY7.ZIP The latest from cray
CREATORS.ZIP Creators admit unix, c hoax
DISEASES.ZIP BBS related diseases
DISKDRIV.ZIP What to do with your diskdrive
DISKRIGG.ZIP The disk rigger rodent story
EUNUCHS.ZIP ENUCH's programmers manual
EXCUSES1.ZIP Sysop's and programmer's excuses
FAMOUS.ZIP Famous bugs
FEMTIO.ZIP Femtio olika saker att g”ra n„r datorn inte funkar
FI2105.ZIP THE COMPUTER EXPERT'S GLOSSARY
HANDLE.ZIP How to choose an alias
HHGNET.ZIP Hitchhikers guide to the net
HOW_TO_G.ZIP How to get a hacker to bed
HOW_TO_P.ZIP How to program and debug in 'C'
I_GET_NO.ZIP I get no cix out of you
IBM&GOD.ZIP IBM, God and the creation of the universe
IBM.ZIP Its still VAPORWARE!
IBMRULES.ZIP There is rules for driving computers, too
IBMSONG2.ZIP IBM song, march on with IBM
LAWNWATC.ZIP The LATEST in LAWN Management systems.
LAWS_OF_.ZIP Troutman's Laws of Computer Programming
LAWSUITS.ZIP Software lawsuits
LECHHATE.ZIP What leechers hate about A E sysops
LESSER.ZIP The lesser known programming languages, Simple
LIFECYCL.ZIP The Software life cycle
LOVEBYTE.ZIP Love Bytes, or sex and the single computer
LSD.ZIP Unix "man" page for LSD
MAC_FEL.ZIP Kul Fel-Requesters folk har f†tt upp p† sin Mac, enligt MacWorld.
MAKING_Y.ZIP How to Making your serviceman feel welcome
MANIFEST.ZIP The PC Manifesto
MANPAGE.ZIP Funny "man" pages
MASTER.ZIP The master programmer, a religious allegory
MEL.ZIP About Mel's life, computer phunn
MICRO.ZIP Micro, Offensive to computers and computers wannabes
NEW_LA.ZIP New , little used, computer languages
NOEMAIL.ZIP 100+ excuses why i haven't answered my e-mail
NULL_PRO.ZIP Computer Language Breakthrough
ODD_TO.ZIP Odd to Obscurity
OPCODE.ZIP Apocryphal opcode mnemonic
OPCODES.ZIP Opcodes That Really Ought to Exist
OPCODES2.ZIP Newest DEC opcodes
OPERATOR.ZIP Operator's opcodes
ORACLE.ZIP The Usenet oracle is now available
OS_TO.ZIP What driving to the store would be like if operating systems ran your car!
OSTEXT.ZIP Text file on Operating Systems - "If operating systems were airplanes".
SEARS.ZIP Its official, VAX sucks
SECRETS.ZIP Users guide to little known facts about computers
SESAME_S.ZIP Computer science sesame streeT
SEXX.ZIP The .plan file of life
SFLVRS_H.ZIP A beautiful obsession from the binary world
SIGNATUR.ZIP Stupid .signatures
SIGS.ZIP Collection of E-Mail signatures
SILICON.ZIP The joke of Silicon Valley
SLINGS_A.ZIP Structured programmers soliloquy
SUN_ON_T.ZIP SUN News
SWWARS.ZIP Software Wars
SYSADMIN.ZIP Field Guide to System Administrators
SYSTEM.ZIP Machine Room Operations
SYSTEM_G.ZIP Genesis (ver 2.5)
TAKING_C.ZIP Different ways of taking care of your disks
TECHNICA.ZIP What is Technical Harassment.
TONKINSC.ZIP Tonkin's first computer dictionary
ULTIMATE.ZIP Ultimate Digital SPR Report
UNIV.ZIP Institutions of Higher Learning
UNIVERSA.ZIP Universal VAX 8900
UNIX.ZIP FUN with UNIX
UNIX2.ZIP Unix is a Program Gone Bad
UNIXCJKE.ZIP Creators admit unix, c hoax
UNIXHOAX.ZIP Unix was a Hoax?
UNIXJOKE.ZIP A little unix humor :-d
UNIXKILL.ZIP New Unix command
UNIXLOVE.ZIP Why i love UNIX
UNIXTREK.ZIP Unix star trek parody
WARGAMES.ZIP Is wargames possible?
VAXEN.ZIP VAXen, my children, just don't belong some places
VAXENDON.ZIP VAX computer story